National Park, USA: STRONG-ARMS post first victory of the season! Te aerial assault began early as franchise player JA'MARR 'car' CHASE lived up to his top billing by posting 20 points. GOFF added to the carnage slinging 3TD for 7 points! "We have been so close but everyone brings their A game vs the ARMS! I'll be DAMNED to lose to a squad that didn't draft a DEFENSE!!" stated COACH BIG SPILLS.

BIG SPILLS was seen celebrating 1st win of 2025:

COACH MAMA BEARS couldn't be reached for comment! Messge from office stated that they were out foraging for a new GM!

STRONG-ARMS 43

MAMMA's CUBS 20