Motown, USA: The infamous HOOKERLOSSES kept true to form as they drop to 1-9 on the season! One of QUEEN TACO's best drafts ever have come up short big time! The fantasy football gods have shown displeasure with the HOOKERLOSSS franchise. It appearsthat the LOSSES aren't entirely focused on winning! THE SIDELINE investigations caught QUEEN TACO moonlighting:

Taco telling the story of his SYDEWAYZ career!

The STRONG-ARMS regime was more than happy to rid the league of the HAMPTON PIRATES in back 2 back weeks! "There can no pretenders! When you come or the KING, one must come correct! This is the result of delusions of grandeur from the bay!" reflected COACH BIG SPILLS

STRONG-ARMS improve to .500 as they try to seek a post season berth! The aerial assault of JAXON-SMITH NINJA (10 points) & JARED "f^%K' GOFF (7 points) led the way to victory! "We must do better! We are performing well below our expectations!" stated a disappointed COACH BIG SPILLS! 

In other news, QUEEN TACO has been arrested for impersonating a fantasy football franchise!

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HOOKERLOSSES 22

STRONG-ARMS 26