Eagleswood, NJ- NDFFL Co-GMs of Titty McMillan Tom Lisi, Jay Tullock and Ed Carragher decided that Sunday would be the ideal day to sky-dive for the first time.

After a last minute trip to a local White Castle restaurant the trio traveled together to East Coast Skydive in Eagleswood, NJ for a fun and daring sky diving adventure.

The original plan called for them to do a tandem jump simultaneously, each with a licensed instructor. After a 45 minute instructional safety course, they boarded the Cessna 208 Caravan airplane and began their climb towards the 10,000 foot target jump altitude.

That’s when the fun began.

Despite warnings from family and friends about the consequences of a dangerous lunch at White Castle, the friends devoured record amounts of “murder burgers” and onion rings.

The flight was almost cancelled numerous times due to the horrific odors created by the glutenous display of over eating. In fact, the instructors were sickened by the putrid quality of air that is pressurized at those heights and what happened next can only be described as bordering on criminal.

During the tandem jumps, the instructors and students planned on having a great time, but the disgusting stench emanating from all of the GMs was so overwhelming that all three of the instructors abandoned their tandem partners in the air as they propelled towards the ground.

Miraculously, Lisi, Tullock and Carragher were able to guide themselves to each other and they were able to complete a three person tandem flight all the way back to Earth.

“Thank God we took that safety class,” said Lisi. “But I kinda understand why they did it, we were all bad but Jay was downright nasty.”

When it came time to land, they landed on a farm, dropping into a large muddy pigsty, full of dirty, hungry swine. The porkers were very curious and started snorting and sniffing around the parachutes and interlopers, much to the amusement of the skydivers.

Despite not being able to escape the muck and mire of the pigpen for about 30 minutes the GMs were positive about their sky diving experience.

“I can’t wait to get my hands on the instructors,” Tullock said. “But I’m looking forward to jumping again.”