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RACE FOR THE SEAT! 2024 Est. 2003
FFL: Week 3 | NFL: Week 3
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Hung Long Mon Sep 23 1:46am ET
Johhny boy, you wanted a win, then a win you shall have. My guys did not have it this week. My first week in fantasy I went 5-0 and had the high scorer team in 4 out of 5. Went 0-5 this week and got spanked across the board. I might have a small chance tomorrow but doesn’t look great.

At least the Giants won?! And Colton ripped 2 doubles and 4 RBIs in his baseball game today. Big wins in life beats fantasy wins all day.
The Mexicutioner Sun Sep 22 1:01pm ET
Russ-
I find it hard to believe that you are 2-0(?)
Get use to some L’s in your record starting with this week!
Let’s go baby!!
xoxo- Mexi
Mooseknuckles n' TDs Sun Sep 22 12:07pm ET

Ok pretty boy. Time to wake up and smell the coffee.  I've never been to the toilet bowl and I know you build your squad to excel in the Toilet Bowl so sit back, lay down or whatever you wanna do on Sunday and let the big boys play some football.

Moose

Joe Exoctics Sun Sep 22 11:26am ET

I got Ray this week. Yaaaaaaaawn, I’m pretty sleepy over here and will probably just go back to bed. Check on my beat down after I wake back up. Check that, I’m gonna head over to Arek and Steph for biscuits and gravy. Now I can eat, watch and brag how superior my team is to Ray’s.

BREECED LIGHTNING Sun Sep 22 10:55am ET
Heppe,
You know I love ya brother but I need a win and you’re in my way. Your 2 TE set will most Likely cost you this week.
Jon
The Peated Pigskin Sun Sep 22 10:25am ET

Here's to beating Fred with a Young hoe Koo again! Starting the year off 0-3 is tough, I know the feeling.

McSnarf Sun Sep 22 5:30am ET
Jose, if you think my Jets defense was tough, just wait until you see what Tyler Bass does to you. He’s no Nck Lowry, but his foot is hot enough to grill an ovalingus
Eat, Drink, & be Murray Fri Sep 20 5:35pm ET
Hey all,
Give a big shoutout to the monkey boy who loves ovalingis! Yesterday was his 103rd birthday!
RB & FB Fri Sep 20 1:03pm ET

Charles, I never thought I would have to say this but you have a better record than us.  I hope you are enjoying it as that ends this week.  It's been a couple of strange weeks in the NFL but things will settle down and our squad will man up.

Yahoolie Nation Thu Sep 19 10:48pm ET
Not the best start but we all know how McSnarf treats a lead...like a Mission Burrito!!!!
Karen had a Little Lamb Thu Sep 19 7:57pm ET

One of my favorite weeks each year is tangling with my FF Husband...and this year we are in the same division so we get to go at it multiple times!!!

Enjoy your Thursday night lead...then I will dominate you Sunday!!

Eat, Drink, & be Murray Thu Sep 19 5:43pm ET

Karen Had A Little Pecklered Lamb,

Love you both (My Fantasy Wife much more than the Band Camp Regular) but it's time for some (Jose is already saying this aloud before he reads it) REVENGE!!!!

It's on like Donkey Kong!!!

AW

Commissioner Mon Sep 16 11:34pm ET

Congrats to Yahoolie Nation for winning the 4-way tie breaker in Pickems with a commanding performance in Week 2. Not quite as nice as  Eat, Drink, & be Murray with 241 points but amazing none the less.

Waiver wire going to be hopping this week with many injuries.

Good luck,

Commish

Yahoolie Nation Sun Sep 15 9:54pm ET
Ray, you need to upgrade your kicker if you want to compete
Hung Long Sun Sep 15 3:57pm ET
Fucking Cowboys Defense. Colton is going to disown me
Hung Long Sun Sep 15 2:09pm ET
Lights, Kamara, Action!!!
Joe Exoctics Sun Sep 15 12:44pm ET

Mmmmm, runny eggs and buttholes. Sounds like Doug had another good Saturday night. Which will definitely be the best thing happens to him all weekend. THe only thing left for him to do today is to sit back, take a nap and when he wakes up - lick that last bit of egg juice off his lips. At least there’s a win in the weekend for you there, bcuz there isn’t one filed today. I’ll be chilling laughing at cat videos and a win.

BREECED LIGHTNING Sun Sep 15 12:24pm ET
Arek,
Good thing you’re driving today otherwise you would be crying watching my team of backups take you down. 1-1 here I come.
The Peated Pigskin Sun Sep 15 12:07pm ET

Hi Steph, yes, the leaves have turned into staves! So there is still a lot of raking, or thieving to do. I will hope to steal one from you today! 

Eat, Drink, & be Murray Sun Sep 15 11:58am ET
Ok Twinzie,
I just pulled over in Henrietta, TX to make sure I got my smack talk posted in time.
I hope your team plays as sloppy as a runny egg oozing from your butt hole!

Now back to the road and XM radio!

AW
The Mexicutioner Sun Sep 15 11:46am ET
Carlitos-
I know your life is a bit different now, no more raking leaves to escape…..now you can go tend to your casks!
Cheers!!
xoxo- Mexi
Mooseknuckles n' TDs Sun Sep 15 10:40am ET
Nice start Joser but the real Hoser is gonna pull this off. Towel off eh! 🇨🇦🍁

Moose
RB & FB Sun Sep 15 1:14am ET

CMC to IR.  We will survive until he returns and then turn it on down the stretch.  Not sure how Tyreek is going to fare with Hunter S. Thompson at the helm.

Karen had a Little Lamb Sun Sep 15 1:10am ET

I will enjoy my team scoring early and often...didn't need any freebies from Coleman!!!

McSnarf Sat Sep 14 3:10am ET
Hey Sean, when you post smack, people get bored and exhausted. They leave your smack early. You are clearly in cognitive decline. And stop accusing Ray and Jose of eating people’s dogs and cats.
Hung Long Fri Sep 13 10:38pm ET
Hahaha that’s pretty good. I guess bad fantasy players think alike though.
BREECED LIGHTNING Fri Sep 13 1:50pm ET

I should've realized Heppe started Coleman.....If I had i would not have started him in my other league.

Hung Long Thu Sep 12 11:08pm ET
Kosh, enjoy your Coleman freebie. That’s the last break you’ll get this weekend. All gas, no brakes going forward…
Eat, Drink, & be Murray Thu Sep 12 10:58pm ET
Love me some garbage time!
The Mexicutioner Thu Sep 12 10:47pm ET
Russ-
It was a nice season while it lasted.
UGH- Waddle will be rough without Tua
Without him, the Dolphins don’t have a shot
Yahoolie Nation Thu Sep 12 6:07pm ET
Ray, gonna destroy you like a 2.0 on leftovers
Hung Long Wed Sep 11 9:10am ET
Man, I forgot how much I love the week 1 overreaction waiver spending. Well done Arek and Russ. You guys get the prize for sure.
Commissioner Tue Sep 10 2:23pm ET

Great draft weekend again for Race for the Seat squad.  Charles, sorry we missed you but maybe next year. - You know the weekend...

Congrats to Moose for smoking the field in Pickems - 6 way tie for 2nd place.

NFL Pickem Week 1
  BAL 20KC 27 GB 29PHI 34 ARI 28BUF 34 CAR 10NO 47 HOU 29IND 27 JAX 17MIA 20 MIN 28NYG 6 PIT 18ATL 10 TEN 17CHI 24 NE 16CIN 10 DEN 20SEA 26 LV 10LAC 22 DAL 33CLE 17 WAS 20TB 37 LAR 20DET 26 NYJ 19SF 32 TotalPts Record
  KC -3 PHI -2 BUF -7 NO -4 IND +3 MIA -3.5 NYG +1.5 ATL -3.5 CHI -4 CIN -7.5 SEA -6 LAC -3 CLE -2.5 TB -3.5 DET -4.5 SF -4 51  
Mooseknuckles n' TDs KC GB ARI NO IND MIA MIN ATL CHI NE SEA LAC DAL WAS DET SF 0 11-4-1

Remember: Waiver wire runs Wed @ 1:00am PT

Commish

RB & FB Mon Sep 9 8:05pm ET

Silver lining.  We need seven points from the Jet defense in our other league to get the win.  We were a real long shot against Steph even with CMC.

I just hope (as do millions of other fantasy owners) that CMC will be back and healthy.

Hung Long Mon Sep 9 7:18pm ET
CMC out??? Dang. Sorry Fredo and Ricko
The Peated Pigskin Mon Sep 9 12:33pm ET

Well that was a shitty start! Congrats Russ. And nice Smack Talk!

Hung Long Sun Sep 8 2:46pm ET
Relevant for both Giants and Fantasy
Hung Long Sun Sep 8 2:44pm ET
Starting this year like we finished last year. Whats new??? 🙄🙄🙄
McSnarf Sun Sep 8 2:22pm ET
Edited: Sun Sep 8 8:09pm ET

Ray, get your foreskin off my team.

Hung Long Sun Sep 8 1:57pm ET
Arek, you can’t handle my lineup or my length. Me beat you loooooonnng time.

Have a blast today all. Wish I was there. So does Colton. Thanks again to the Lawsons for yet another another amazing draft. Your family is the best.
Yahoolie Nation Sun Sep 8 12:51pm ET
Living rent free in a lot of people's heads
Good luck all!
RB & FB Sun Sep 8 12:33pm ET

IT work is a bitch.  4 TV's maybe.

Karen had a Little Lamb Sun Sep 8 12:33pm ET

Oh Jonny Boy....come and get me!!

The Mexicutioner Sun Sep 8 11:55am ET
RB & FB-
Like I said yesterday, you are my only competition in our division!
I would like to keep it close and see what happens Monday night!!!
Let the games begin!!
xoxo- Mexi
Mooseknuckles n' TDs Sun Sep 8 11:39am ET
Oh McSnarf,

You’re not going to be able to pull your Grabbing Tactics on
My squad today. Your T-Rex little arms are just not gonna cut it. Enjoy your trip to the Swirlathon.

Your loving bud - Moose
BREECED LIGHTNING Sun Sep 8 11:14am ET
Kosh,
Enjoy your championship hangover because today you get to watch this underdog run up the score on you. The spring lamb sacrifice will not be enough to save you.
The Peated Pigskin Sun Sep 8 11:01am ET

Nothing like an early season egg match!! Let's hope all elbows and ankles stay intact at least through this afternoon's games! Everything will be dislocated again by tomorrow night for sure.

Eat, Drink, & be Murray Sun Sep 8 4:12am ET
Edited: Sun Sep 8 4:17am ET
Ok Heppe,
Your dong may be long but I am now versed in ovalingis!
And now I am qualified for the pick ‘ems.


Big shout out to Steve and Larry and their child Betty! You three really know how to party!
Great draft party as usual by the Lawsons! Thank you all so much for making this happen!

Peace,
AW
RB & FB Thu Sep 5 11:06am ET

Draft day this Saturday.

Noon start, arrive any time after 11:00.

716 Laurel Ave, Burlingame, rear unit.  Down the driveway.  Look for Karen's Mustang.

I sent an e-mail but call if you need anything.

Fred 650-863-5977    Karen 650-619-3733

Commissioner Wed Sep 4 12:52pm ET

Thanks,

Anyone that started TE - Jaylen Reed I modified to TE - Luke Musgrave (only 3 so far).  Remember, you can redo the picks up until kickoff for Thursday nights game (yes, that includes the Friday picks - in by Thursday Kickoff).

Get your pickems in too.

Cheers and let's get ready to rummmmmmbbbbbblllle!!!!

Ja'Marr-a-Lago wrote:

Commish,

I looked over the player listing for Thursday and Friday Night games this week.

The tight end on Green Bay is Luke Musgrave, not Jayden Reed who is listed twice - once as WR (correct) and once as TE.

See y'all this weekend.


 

Karen had a Little Lamb Mon Sep 2 7:29pm ET

Commish,

I looked over the player listing for Thursday and Friday Night games this week.

The tight end on Green Bay is Luke Musgrave, not Jayden Reed who is listed twice - once as WR (correct) and once as TE.

See y'all this weekend.

Commissioner Sun Sep 1 10:58am ET

As we kick off another thrilling year of battles, a friendly reminder tthat it's time to submit your starters for the upcoming Thursday and Friday games. 

Please remember to:

  1. Post your starting lineup for the Thursday and Friday games before the deadlines.
    1. https://forms.gle/rkQNR8SpdiWkUCgt5
  2. Include your team name in your post so it’s easy to pick out who's who.

Good luck and looking forward to seeing everyone at the DRAFT!!  Email was also sent to:

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chillygg@yahoo.com 
doug.mcdowell@ymail.com 
dowellheppe@hotmail.com 
fredlawson3@gmail.com 
jiy3@yahoo.com 
jon.canonico@daltile.com 
josh@pekcpa.com 
mrskarenlawson@yahoo.com 
msean_22@yahoo.com 
ray@mmeconsulting.com 
raythecanuck@gmail.com 
rgillam@icloud.com 
stephanie@justbereal.net

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