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RACE FOR THE SEAT! 2024 Est. 2003
FFL: Week 4 | NFL: Week 4
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Commissioner Tue Sep 24 12:09pm ET

Congrats to The Peated Pigskin (Carlitos) for pulling out a nice Monday night finish.  He's not heard that in a while so let's all give him a hand!!!

NE 3NYJ 24 CHI 16IND 21 DEN 26TB 7 HOU 7MIN 34 LAC 10PIT 20 NYG 21CLE 15 PHI 15NO 12 GB 30TEN 14 CAR 36LV 22 MIA 3SEA 24 BAL 28DAL 25 DET 20ARI 13 SF 24LAR 27 KC 22ATL 17 JAX 10BUF 47 WAS 38CIN 33 TotalPts Record
  NYJ -6 IND -1.5 TB -6 MIN +1.5 PIT -2.5 CLE -6.5 NO -3 TEN -3 LV -5.5 SEA -4.5 DAL +1 ARI +3 LAR +6.5 ATL +3 BUF -5.5 CIN -7.5 71  
The Peated Pigskin NYJ IND TB MIN PIT CLE NO GB LV SEA BAL ARI LAR KC BUF WAS 55 11-5

Good luck in Week 4 - byes start in Week 5 so time to buckle down.

Commish.

Hung Long Mon Sep 23 1:46am ET
Johhny boy, you wanted a win, then a win you shall have. My guys did not have it this week. My first week in fantasy I went 5-0 and had the high scorer team in 4 out of 5. Went 0-5 this week and got spanked across the board. I might have a small chance tomorrow but doesn’t look great.

At least the Giants won?! And Colton ripped 2 doubles and 4 RBIs in his baseball game today. Big wins in life beats fantasy wins all day.
The Mexicutioner Sun Sep 22 1:01pm ET
Russ-
I find it hard to believe that you are 2-0(?)
Get use to some L’s in your record starting with this week!
Let’s go baby!!
xoxo- Mexi
Mooseknuckles n' TDs Sun Sep 22 12:07pm ET

Ok pretty boy. Time to wake up and smell the coffee.  I've never been to the toilet bowl and I know you build your squad to excel in the Toilet Bowl so sit back, lay down or whatever you wanna do on Sunday and let the big boys play some football.

Moose

Joe Exoctics Sun Sep 22 11:26am ET

I got Ray this week. Yaaaaaaaawn, I’m pretty sleepy over here and will probably just go back to bed. Check on my beat down after I wake back up. Check that, I’m gonna head over to Arek and Steph for biscuits and gravy. Now I can eat, watch and brag how superior my team is to Ray’s.

BREECED LIGHTNING Sun Sep 22 10:55am ET
Heppe,
You know I love ya brother but I need a win and you’re in my way. Your 2 TE set will most Likely cost you this week.
Jon
The Peated Pigskin Sun Sep 22 10:25am ET

Here's to beating Fred with a Young hoe Koo again! Starting the year off 0-3 is tough, I know the feeling.

McSnarf Sun Sep 22 5:30am ET
Jose, if you think my Jets defense was tough, just wait until you see what Tyler Bass does to you. He’s no Nck Lowry, but his foot is hot enough to grill an ovalingus
Eat, Drink, & be Murray Fri Sep 20 5:35pm ET
Hey all,
Give a big shoutout to the monkey boy who loves ovalingis! Yesterday was his 103rd birthday!
RB & FB Fri Sep 20 1:03pm ET

Charles, I never thought I would have to say this but you have a better record than us.  I hope you are enjoying it as that ends this week.  It's been a couple of strange weeks in the NFL but things will settle down and our squad will man up.

Yahoolie Nation Thu Sep 19 10:48pm ET
Not the best start but we all know how McSnarf treats a lead...like a Mission Burrito!!!!
Karen had a Little Lamb Thu Sep 19 7:57pm ET

One of my favorite weeks each year is tangling with my FF Husband...and this year we are in the same division so we get to go at it multiple times!!!

Enjoy your Thursday night lead...then I will dominate you Sunday!!

Eat, Drink, & be Murray Thu Sep 19 5:43pm ET

Karen Had A Little Pecklered Lamb,

Love you both (My Fantasy Wife much more than the Band Camp Regular) but it's time for some (Jose is already saying this aloud before he reads it) REVENGE!!!!

It's on like Donkey Kong!!!

AW

Commissioner Mon Sep 16 11:34pm ET

Congrats to Yahoolie Nation for winning the 4-way tie breaker in Pickems with a commanding performance in Week 2. Not quite as nice as  Eat, Drink, & be Murray with 241 points but amazing none the less.

Waiver wire going to be hopping this week with many injuries.

Good luck,

Commish

Yahoolie Nation Sun Sep 15 9:54pm ET
Ray, you need to upgrade your kicker if you want to compete
Hung Long Sun Sep 15 3:57pm ET
Fucking Cowboys Defense. Colton is going to disown me
Hung Long Sun Sep 15 2:09pm ET
Lights, Kamara, Action!!!
Joe Exoctics Sun Sep 15 12:44pm ET

Mmmmm, runny eggs and buttholes. Sounds like Doug had another good Saturday night. Which will definitely be the best thing happens to him all weekend. THe only thing left for him to do today is to sit back, take a nap and when he wakes up - lick that last bit of egg juice off his lips. At least there’s a win in the weekend for you there, bcuz there isn’t one filed today. I’ll be chilling laughing at cat videos and a win.

BREECED LIGHTNING Sun Sep 15 12:24pm ET
Arek,
Good thing you’re driving today otherwise you would be crying watching my team of backups take you down. 1-1 here I come.
The Peated Pigskin Sun Sep 15 12:07pm ET

Hi Steph, yes, the leaves have turned into staves! So there is still a lot of raking, or thieving to do. I will hope to steal one from you today! 

Eat, Drink, & be Murray Sun Sep 15 11:58am ET
Ok Twinzie,
I just pulled over in Henrietta, TX to make sure I got my smack talk posted in time.
I hope your team plays as sloppy as a runny egg oozing from your butt hole!

Now back to the road and XM radio!

AW
The Mexicutioner Sun Sep 15 11:46am ET
Carlitos-
I know your life is a bit different now, no more raking leaves to escape…..now you can go tend to your casks!
Cheers!!
xoxo- Mexi
Mooseknuckles n' TDs Sun Sep 15 10:40am ET
Nice start Joser but the real Hoser is gonna pull this off. Towel off eh! 🇨🇦🍁

Moose
RB & FB Sun Sep 15 1:14am ET

CMC to IR.  We will survive until he returns and then turn it on down the stretch.  Not sure how Tyreek is going to fare with Hunter S. Thompson at the helm.

Karen had a Little Lamb Sun Sep 15 1:10am ET

I will enjoy my team scoring early and often...didn't need any freebies from Coleman!!!