Well El Cid, are you ready to get SPANKED this week? After three lackluster weeks my guys will be UNCHAINED this week coming right out of MEAN STREET, RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL, getting ready to JUMP all over your LITTLE DREAMERS. After today your team will want to go to PANAMA looking for a PRETTY WOMAN cause when we play I won't be TALKING ABOUT LOVE. I'll be ON TOP OF THE WORLD saying IT'S ABOIUT TIME as I LIGHT UP THE SKY with a big win. Remember when PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, I'll FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED leaving you with nothing but dreams of BEAUTIFUL GIRLS or being HOT FOR TEACHER or just having an ERUPTION in your pants all by yourself. You might think playing me you can DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY but your DREAMS will sound like the LITLE GUITAR the ICE CREAM MAN is playing cause JAMIE'S CRYING and your team will be DOA {GOOD LUCK BRO}
Fun times let's keep them going.... want to let everyone know that I'm having my annual chili cookoff.... Oct 19 ....at my house and you are all invited to come .... you can make a chili and win a medal or just come and taste all the chili's ....BYOB.....GOOD FOOD....GOOD DRINK...GOOD COMPANY...GOOD TIMES......LIFE IS GOOD.....LIONHEART
Thanks Lionheart but some things must be left for the professionals ha ha . Ruff Ryders --you are in trouble. Your QB is a real HEARTBREAKER this year and he is obviously saying BABE I"M GONNA LEAVE YOU. Shit I know you are feeling DAZED AND CONFUSED cause this week ain't bench point scoring week either and I see 24 of then sitting in Buffalo, Oops. You know what they say-GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES but this week you will be in the BATTLE OF EVERMORE doing your MISTY MOUNTIAN HOP trying to get to the STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN. It won't work you see because my team will show me a WHOLE LOTTA LOVE and we will RAMBLE ON like MOBY DICK in the OCEAN., We will show you NO QUARTER leaving you singing the LEMON SONG because you are coming into my HOUSES OF THE HOLY and your team will be singing HEY HEY WHAT CAN I DO on their way to the GALLOWS POLE Good luck this week !!!
If Steve isn't gonna give a ditty I will......Dave sometimes I feel like a BEAST OF BURDEN you know I CAN"T ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT...but sometimes YOU GIVE ME SHELTER and START ME UP to get me going....but I will get my SATISFACTION when I send you DEAD FLOWERS to your teams grave..so take a MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER and GET OFF OF MY CLOUD because TIME IS ON MY SIDE and I won't MESS IT UP so here's to you BROWN SUGAR.....LIONHEART
Edited: Fri Sep 13 5:16am ET
Hey Ruff Ryders--sucks when your QB doesn't get you any points--I know cause that's what happened to me last week when i lost to the Big Bitch-you better hope the rest of your team holds him up cause I got a good feeling about this week--good luck
