Thanks for another heaping helping of humble pie solo cup. I still have faith in the Apes roster but my coach has his head so far up his ass, I couldn’t even land a job with the Bears 🐻. NFL picks are about as easy as jacking off with 60 grit sand paper. The NFL referee’s are chucking more flags than the referee’s in my 4th grade tackle football league. I see some of you other guys are driving a struggle bus with injured players collecting fat paychecks for doing absolutely nothing also. Great feeling gentleman, it might be more fun than getting shot at, at a Donald Trump rally. See Apes are always optimistic even with a dreadful, dismal start to the season. At least the Packers are finding a way to win without the 55 million dollar 3 game’s below 500 / 1 playoff win quarterback on my roster. Oh well I can go blow some leaves 🍁 walnuts and hickory nuts off the driveway and forget about all this shit . Good Luck to everyone. Word to the wise GM’s in our league. Stock up on crutches and wheel chair’s we are only 3 games in. Ape Out!
Week 3 almost in the books and we have a lot of the good, the bad and the UGLY. The good, the Pack wins big on the road. Defense shows up big and dominate from start to finish. TN O line stinks or the pack D is starting to get it. Next Sunday at the hallowed grounds should be a doozy with Vikqueens coming in 3-0 and playing it hot. The bad, my team. After barely squeaking out a win last week against the primate, my sad sack of overpaid shit bags couldn't even get me a TD. You know it's bad when your kicker is your high scorer. The ugly, trying to watch an NFL game. With all the penalties, injuries and reviews I rather watch old reruns of Festis doing some skull tapping. Looking forward to a 2-12 season.
Nads, if I could do that I would be $118 better off. Next year I might offer insurance policies, at a nominal price of course, to safe guard against this injury outbreak. He who stayeth injury free winnith thine big prize package.