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Jake's Apes Thu Sep 26 10:50am ET
Cheer up fantasy football coaches! Life could be worse, one of us could be coaching the Sadgers! Imagine pumping up the players on the long plane flight to Southern California. Come on guys we are getting 16 points on the parlay card again! Really Coach I think we need more than that. I agree USC isn’t as good as Alabama 👍😂
Ass in the Sand Wed Sep 25 8:46pm ET
Yessir Larry. Glad we're up here. Commish, Looks like Mexico Beach is in the crosshairs. Sucks.
Electric Larry Wed Sep 25 11:48am ET
Erik double or nothing buddy
Red Solo Kupp Tue Sep 24 5:54pm ET
I’m just out there surviving with all my injuries
Ass in the Sand Tue Sep 24 5:23pm ET
Thanks Larry. Every week is a shitshow for the Sandy Asses. Hang on to that fin, we meet again in a couple weeks.
Electric Larry Tue Sep 24 9:27am ET
Nice come back Eric! It’s good to get 36 points out of your QB on Monday nite football!
And then there was one!
Way to go RedSolo Cup at 3-0. Has not been able to use the first pick, Christian McCaffrey, in our draft. Good depth!
Meaty Booty, Big and Bouncy Mon Sep 23 9:03pm ET
Doug Peterson should be fired at half time, Lawrence should give a lot $$ back or shit can the GM. Jags are getting dog walked . Allen looks really good.
Jake's Apes Mon Sep 23 5:13pm ET

Thanks for another heaping helping of humble pie solo cup. I still have faith in the Apes roster but my coach has his head so far up his ass, I couldn’t even land a job with the Bears 🐻. NFL picks are about as easy as jacking off with 60 grit sand paper. The NFL referee’s are chucking more flags than the referee’s in my 4th grade tackle football league. I see some of you other guys are driving a struggle bus with injured players collecting fat paychecks for doing absolutely nothing also. Great feeling gentleman, it might be more fun than getting shot at, at a Donald Trump rally. See Apes are always optimistic even with a dreadful, dismal start to the season. At least the Packers are finding a way to win without the 55 million dollar 3 game’s below 500 / 1 playoff win quarterback on my roster. Oh well I can go blow some leaves 🍁 walnuts and hickory nuts off the driveway and forget about all this shit . Good Luck to everyone. Word to the wise GM’s in our league. Stock up on crutches and wheel chair’s we are only 3 games in. Ape Out!

Meaty Booty, Big and Bouncy Mon Sep 23 9:45am ET

Week 3 almost in the books and we have a lot of the good, the bad and the UGLY. The good, the Pack wins big on the road. Defense shows up big and dominate from start to finish. TN O line stinks or the pack D is starting to get it. Next Sunday at the hallowed grounds should be a doozy with Vikqueens coming in 3-0 and playing it hot. The bad, my team. After barely squeaking out a win last week against the primate, my sad sack of overpaid shit bags couldn't even get me a TD. You know it's bad when your kicker is your high scorer. The ugly, trying to watch an NFL game. With all the penalties, injuries and reviews I rather watch old reruns of Festis doing some skull tapping.  Looking forward to a 2-12 season. 

dirty nellie Fri Sep 20 6:29pm ET

Nads, if I could do that I would be $118 better off.  Next year I might offer insurance policies, at a nominal price of course, to safe guard against this injury outbreak.  He who stayeth injury free winnith thine big prize package.