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Fiffer Sun Sep 22 3:49pm ET

Maybe "Against the Grain" will be found in the new releases section--alongside D.Goedert.

Inlander Sun Sep 22 12:59pm ET
Hopefully, excerpts from Steve’s book about Mercury will supplement this week’s comments.
As for Fields, just five more starts to move up to the invaluable fourth round draft pick!
Hertz Sun Sep 22 12:25pm ET
Mercury Morris died.
Kaufman Sun Sep 22 12:01pm ET
Love is out, but Herbert is in. Mr. Fields remains a free agent.
Fiffer Sun Sep 22 9:38am ET

I have informed the league office that if Herbert and Love are both ruled out, I will drop Herbert and pick up and play Fields.

Fiffer Wed Sep 18 8:19am ET

Coach K wins pass PUN and kick contest.  Well done.

Hertz Tue Sep 17 9:54pm ET
Little Bobby K hits it out of the park.
Kaufman Tue Sep 17 7:36pm ET
Kudos to those of you who participated in this afternoon’s online skirmich. For Steve’s benefit, the definition of “skirmich” is “an episode of irregular or unpremeditated fighting.” We were pleased to see that the Glickmen demonstrated self-restraint and wisdom by not participating in that stupidity. Of course, they will be picking first on the waiver wire, so….

How about dem Bears!? That new QB, Calebjustinmitch Willliams is really something.

The former President appears to have his Jewish holidays mixed up. We are on the doorstep of the New Year and he is singing songs for Passover. “Then came the Haitians that ate the dogs that ate the cats my father bought for two zuzim?” Ivanka really needs to talk to him.

Been a strange year in the FFL so far. 4 of the top 6 scorers are kickers, and another is an undrafted QB; the top scoring Defense was undrafted; and 9 of the top 15 TEs were undrafted as well. Good prep everyone.

As for the week 2 results….
The Commish was dancing to his CD who got him 13….Papa Hertz got 2 dozen + 2 from Kamara. Amazing what happens when you stop drafting Frank Gore…..The Defending Champ (and current leader) got 17 Justin time before Jefferson was injured and, wait, Aubrey just kicked a field goal from outside the stadium…The calm, quiet, reserved Mr. Brown got a total of 3 points from his 2 QBs….might explain why he was so calm, quiet and reserved today….As for Chuck, although Brock was Purdy good, the rest of the lineup could use a Swift turnaround…Rocky Mountain Man set an FFL record this week – 1 point total from his 3 receivers (of course, he had Marvin Harrison at Flex, but..)…My team was quite good, except for Brandon, who was, uh, yuk…Looking at the G3, gee whiz….these guys have half of the Pro Bowl team below…which brings us to…..

The biggest story of this young season appears to be the injuries. Even the guy on the chain gang in KC was carted off. Everyone will have an excuse when they lose. We already have a Pro Bowl team of those who cannot play:

QB Love and Tua
RB McCaffery, Mixon and Pacheco
WR Puka, Kupp and AJ
Flex Deebo
TE Ferguson
K Gano
Def A whole bunch

We wish them all a speedy recovery with r’fuah sh’leimah.

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Just remember – like a good Nabers, Malik is there.
Inlander Sun Sep 15 12:37pm ET
Njoku out. Engram now out with a warm-up hammy.
Drop Njoku, pick up and play Goedert.
Fiffer Fri Sep 6 6:20pm ET

Always up for Benson hedges.  Dropped my other stasher TE, TJ  added: TE Zach Ertz.  Further affiant sayeth naught.