Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Dirk Diggler Experience | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 1 |
 | The Godfather | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.876 | 11 | 11 | 12 | 2 |
 | Father Time is Undefeated | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.820 | 10 | 10 | 12 | 3 |
 | The Murder Boners | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.774 | 7 | 7 | 12 | 4 |
 | The Untouchables | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.721 | 3 | 3 | 12 | 5 |
 | Trojan Power | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.661 | 6 | 6 | 12 | 6 |
 | Dick Champion | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.605 | 9 | 9 | 12 | 7 |
 | Emoney | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.551 | 5 | 5 | 12 | 8 |
 | Make Banana Hammocks Great Again | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.493 | 4 | 4 | 12 | 9 |
 | Beast Mode | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.439 | 8 | 8 | 12 | 10 |
 | Get Right | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.386 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
 | The Ballbreaker | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.322 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 12 |
