Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Naked Bootlegs | 2-1 | 373.16 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | The Nagurskis | 3-0 | 345.12 | 0.949 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 6 |
 | My Schweddy Balls | 2-1 | 336.16 | 0.931 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
 | Pimpin' Ain't Eazy | 1-2 | 346.16 | 0.900 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 1 |
 | Sticky Side Down | 1-2 | 334.38 | 0.735 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 5 |
 | United Steelworkers of America | 1-2 | 318.46 | 0.724 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 4 |
| Fuggedaboudit | 2-1 | 297.74 | 0.681 | 5 | 8 | 5 | 8 | |
 | Sweet Fancy Moses | 2-1 | 279.22 | 0.671 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 9 |
 | Suns Out, Guns Out | 0-3 | 363.28 | 0.658 | 10 | 2 | 7 | 7 |
 | Eight in the Box | 1-2 | 278.46 | 0.463 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
