| 6x-Got Any Toothpicks | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 16 | 16 | 17 | 17 |
| 4y-Killer Kowalski | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 15 | 15 | 17 | 17 |
| Ligma | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 14 | 14 | 17 | 17 |
| 1yz-Fags In The Shower | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 13 | 13 | 17 | 17 |
| Do I love my team?? NO! | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 12 | 12 | 17 | 17 |
| WAFA | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 11 | 11 | 17 | 17 |
| Phil Dunphys | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 10 | 10 | 17 | 17 |
| 2y-Crabby Cheddar | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 9 | 9 | 17 | 17 |
| Luck Truck Prom Queen Fuckers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 8 | 8 | 17 | 17 |
| Bookman's Boys | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 7 | 7 | 17 | 17 |
| 7x-Seattle See Talk Therapists | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 6 | 6 | 17 | 17 |
| The Chambermaids | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 5 | 5 | 17 | 17 |
| Tenacious Terrapins | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 4 | 4 | 17 | 17 |
| 3y-1 in the A$$ is worth 2 in the Bush | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 17 |
| 5x-Concussion Time | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 17 |
| 16w-Rum Runners | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 17 |