Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Kellys Roast Beef | 3-0 | 493.70 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | BITCH TITS 2 | 3-0 | 438.90 | 0.909 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Leather Crotch | 1-2 | 396.50 | 0.700 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 5 |
 | Pink Face | 1-2 | 331.90 | 0.672 | 7 | 5 | 10 | 4 |
 | DIPSHIT | 1-2 | 322.40 | 0.652 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 2 |
 | Silver Fox | 2-1 | 323.50 | 0.651 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 7 |
 | Pork Chop 2 | 2-1 | 358.50 | 0.645 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 10 |
 | EL GUAPO | 1-2 | 326.80 | 0.592 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
 | GEEK SQUAD | 2-1 | 303.10 | 0.579 | 5 | 9 | 7 | 9 |
 | BANDWAGON | 1-2 | 297.70 | 0.464 | 10 | 10 | 5 | 8 |
 | Rikers Dick Warmer | 1-2 | 284.90 | 0.358 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 12 |
 | Fat, Drunk & Stupid | 0-3 | 276.40 | 0.317 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 11 |
