Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tits Perfect | 1-1 | 353 | 1.000 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 3 |
 | Dortch, Edward's, and I | 1-1 | 312 | 0.983 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
 | Michael Bushwhackers | 2-0 | 261 | 0.947 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 6 |
 | Hit and Ruggs | 2-0 | 244 | 0.940 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 4 |
 | The Four Horsemen | 2-0 | 299 | 0.922 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 10 |
 | The Ash Attack | 0-2 | 268 | 0.785 | 10 | 5 | 9 | 2 |
 | BoneSaw | 1-1 | 253 | 0.747 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 8 |
 | Fat Bald guy #4 | 1-1 | 268 | 0.679 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 12 |
 | Titsburg Feelers | 1-1 | 226 | 0.653 | 6 | 9 | 2 | 9 |
 | King Martys Moneymakers | 1-1 | 189 | 0.651 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 7 |
 | Amber Alert | 0-2 | 180 | 0.533 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 5 |
 | Pitbull | 0-2 | 188 | 0.382 | 11 | 11 | 6 | 11 |
