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Bird Guy - Nate Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Patrick Mahomes QBKC6-BALStarter100.0%77.3%369.728 QB-
Chuba HubbardRBCAR11-@NOStarter92.3%27.1%185.5028 RB-
David MontgomeryRBDET5-LARStarter99.7%69.2%216.6017 RB-
Nico CollinsWRHOU14-@INDStarter100.0%76.9%303.4011 WR-
Amari Cooper WRCLE10-DALStarter98.4%59.5%265.0015 WR-
Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET5-LARStarter100.0%88.5%390.903 WR-
David NjokuTECLE10-DALStarter92.3%59.9%217.206 TE-
Justin TuckerKBAL14-@KCStarter91.5%76.0%142.002 K-
Philadelphia EaglesD/STPHI5-GBStarter48.4%32.4%110.0027 D/ST-
Jared GoffQBDET5-LARBench97.9%52.0%380.806 QB-
Salvon AhmedRBMIA6-JAXBench3.7%0.0%42.9072 RB-
Cam AkersRBMIN6-@NYGBench19.6%0.0%46.7066 RB-
Alexander MattisonRBLV10-@LACBench66.6%6.2%133.4038 RB-
Latavius MurrayRBBUF12-ARIBench17.7%2.2%82.9054 RB-
Deuce VaughnRBDAL7-@CLEBench13.7%0.4%15.20101 RB-
Terry McLaurinWRWAS14-@TBBench96.8%49.6%214.2031 WR-
Jonnu SmithTEMIA6-JAXBench35.5%4.1%130.2016 TE-
Jason MyersKSEA10-DENBench65.9%49.5%135.006 K-

Bishop Sycamore Centurians - Corey Oetting Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Joe FlaccoQBIND14-HOUStarter24.2%8.8%147.0430 QB-
Joe MixonRBHOU14-@INDStarter100.0%82.8%270.107 RB-
Jonathan TaylorRBIND14-HOUStarter100.0%74.4%160.4033 RB-
A.J. BrownWRPHI5-GBStarter100.0%89.0%333.605 WR-
CeeDee LambWRDAL7-@CLEStarter100.0%89.2%490.201 WR-
Sam LaPortaTEDET5-LARStarter100.0%86.9%249.302 TE-
Trey McBrideTEARI11-@BUFStarter93.5%69.7%200.507 TE-
Brandon AubreyKDAL7-@CLEStarter89.4%81.5%162.001 K-
New York JetsD/STNYJ12-@SFStarter80.3%56.9%160.008 D/ST-
Geno SmithQBSEA10-DENBench59.6%15.2%290.2618 QB-
Ezekiel ElliottRBDAL7-@CLEBench91.3%29.7%174.5032 RB-
Josh JacobsRBGB10-@PHIBench99.6%53.8%187.3026 RB-
Raheem MostertRBMIA6-JAXBench99.6%44.5%273.706 RB-
Odell Beckham Jr.WRMIA6-JAXBench39.9%8.5%112.5065 WR-
Drake LondonWRATL12-PITBench96.8%62.9%193.3835 WR-
K.J. OsbornWRNE14-@CINBench27.7%4.3%120.0059 WR-
Jayden ReedWRGB10-@PHIBench96.6%48.0%222.4029 WR-
Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/STTB11-WASBench24.8%13.1%154.0012 D/ST-

Colin Loves the D - Matty Miller Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Sam HowellQBSEA10-DENStarter43.6%10.2%340.7412 QB-
D'Andre SwiftRBCHI7-TENStarter100.0%69.7%206.3019 RB-
Kenneth Walker IIIRBSEA10-DENStarter100.0%74.8%202.6023 RB-
Jordan AddisonWRMIN6-@NYGStarter99.9%35.5%231.3025 WR-
Justin JeffersonWRMIN6-@NYGStarter100.0%84.2%252.4019 WR-
Calvin RidleyWRTEN5-@CHIStarter99.3%60.5%251.5020 WR-
Noah GrayTEKC6-BALStarter8.7%1.6%70.6036 TE-
Matt GayKIND14-HOUStarter57.0%38.8%133.008 K-
Denver BroncosD/STDEN14-@SEAStarter28.7%16.9%133.0017 D/ST-
Justin HerbertQBLAC5-LVBench93.7%21.6%300.6617 QB-
Austin EkelerRBWAS14-@TBBench98.2%57.1%188.4025 RB-
Jerick McKinnonRBKC6-BALBench25.9%2.5%86.7653 RB-
Jahan DotsonWRWAS14-@TBBench80.3%6.2%129.8055 WR-
Josh Reynolds WRDEN14-@SEABench22.7%4.4%128.8056 WR-
Christian WatsonWRGB10-@PHIBench93.8%18.3%101.8069 WR-
Pat Freiermuth TEPIT9-@ATLBench83.1%27.8%79.8029 TE-
Michael MayerTELV10-@LACBench36.1%4.6%74.4032 TE-
Chicago BearsD/STCHI7-TENBench32.2%22.5%133.0016 D/ST-

HolyCuddles - Matthew HolyCuddles Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Brock PurdyQBSF9-NYJStarter100.0%53.3%374.707 QB-
Devon Achane RBMIA6-JAXStarter100.0%76.9%205.7020 RB-
Travis EtienneRBJAX12-@MIAStarter100.0%85.9%288.403 RB-
Christian McCaffreyRBSF9-NYJStarter100.0%81.7%413.301 RB-
Davante AdamsWRLV10-@LACStarter100.0%82.8%292.4012 WR-
DeAndre HopkinsWRTEN5-@CHIStarter97.2%60.5%238.6023 WR-
Dalton Kincaid TEBUF12-ARIStarter93.4%61.7%165.3010 TE-
Jake ElliottKPHI5-GBStarter88.4%73.8%139.004 K-
Seattle SeahawksD/STSEA10-DENStarter25.1%10.5%110.0028 D/ST-
Trevor Lawrence QBJAX12-@MIABench98.1%29.2%320.5414 QB-
Jordan LoveQBGB10-@PHIBench100.0%65.8%398.364 QB-
Brian Robinson Jr.RBWAS14-@TBBench97.6%22.5%203.1021 RB-
Noah BrownWRHOU14-@INDBench38.3%6.8%123.7057 WR-
Zay FlowersWRBAL14-@KCBench99.1%55.8%212.0033 WR-
Tyler LockettWRSEA10-DENBench92.2%33.4%202.4034 WR-
Jaylen WaddleWRMIA6-JAXBench99.9%59.6%213.8032 WR-
Dallas CowboysD/STDAL7-@CLEBench82.1%62.7%190.002 D/ST-
New Orleans SaintsD/STNO12-CARBench40.5%23.0%158.009 D/ST-

Matty is a fantasy football terrorist - Jared Baker Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Matthew Stafford QBLAR6-@DETStarter90.3%32.1%312.9016 QB-
Kenneth GainwellRBPHI5-GBStarter48.3%3.5%97.7849 RB-
Rachaad WhiteRBTB11-WASStarter100.0%85.7%273.905 RB-
Tyreek HillWRMIA6-JAXStarter100.0%83.4%457.802 WR-
Jerry Jeudy WRCLE10-DALStarter86.0%15.5%141.8051 WR-
Cooper KuppWRLAR6-@DETStarter100.0%77.0%184.7037 WR-
Dalton SchultzTEHOU14-@INDStarter89.1%33.7%157.5011 TE-
Brett MaherKLAR6-@DETStarter4.5%0.5%59.0031 K-
Green Bay PackersD/STGB10-@PHIStarter22.3%12.2%127.0022 D/ST-
Deshaun Watson QBCLE10-DALBench69.5%6.0%103.8035 QB-
Zach CharbonnetRBSEA10-DENBench90.9%7.7%106.6046 RB-
D'Onta ForemanRBCLE10-DALBench57.1%3.7%91.8051 RB-
Dameon PierceRBHOU14-@INDBench70.7%5.6%76.9056 RB-
Miles SandersRBCAR11-@NOBench53.5%3.5%88.1052 RB-
Elijah MooreWRCLE10-DALBench36.7%5.7%134.2053 WR-
Alec PierceWRIND14-HOUBench17.2%1.8%100.4070 WR-
Dallas GoedertTEPHI5-GBBench91.2%50.1%142.3013 TE-
Chigoziem Okonkwo TETEN5-@CHIBench39.5%7.1%113.4022 TE-
J.K. DobbinsRBLAC5-LVIR70.1%4.4%11.70109 RB-

Millennials Suck - Heather P Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Josh Allen QBBUF12-ARIStarter100.0%86.9%488.641 QB-
James ConnerRBARI11-@BUFStarter98.2%58.3%214.5018 RB-
Jerome FordRBCLE10-DALStarter95.7%29.7%217.4016 RB-
Isiah PachecoRBKC6-BALStarter100.0%62.3%223.2015 RB-
D.K. Metcalf WRSEA10-DENStarter100.0%82.0%240.4021 WR-
D.J. MooreWRCHI7-TENStarter100.0%79.4%328.507 WR-
Darren WallerTENYG11-MINStarter54.8%10.3%122.2019 TE-
Cairo SantosKCHI7-TENStarter34.5%25.1%138.005 K-
Las Vegas RaidersD/STLV10-@LACStarter35.4%20.6%168.005 D/ST-
Tyson BagentQBCHI7-TENBench4.3%0.4%59.3645 QB-
Joe Burrow QBCIN12-NEBench92.6%40.8%201.4624 QB-
Justin Fields QBPIT9-@ATLBench74.2%32.3%274.1819 QB-
Najee Harris RBPIT9-@ATLBench98.8%60.1%201.5024 RB-
Khalil Herbert RBCHI7-TENBench71.0%9.9%121.5040 RB-
Diontae Johnson WRCAR11-@NOBench92.2%35.8%152.7047 WR-
Taysom Hill TENO12-CARBench63.0%17.1%145.6212 TE-
Jacksonville JaguarsD/STJAX12-@MIABench30.8%18.8%136.0015 D/ST-
Baltimore RavensD/STBAL14-@KCBench81.5%55.6%191.001 D/ST-
Nick ChubbRBCLE10-DALIR89.7%8.7%26.1087 RB-

Mr. Mental Balls - Jeffrey Mendenhall Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
C.J. StroudQBHOU14-@INDStarter100.0%61.3%357.129 QB-
Tyler AllgeierRBATL12-PITStarter84.4%6.3%138.9037 RB-
Ty ChandlerRBMIN6-@NYGStarter86.5%18.9%104.0047 RB-
Brandon Aiyuk WRSF9-NYJStarter100.0%81.4%290.2013 WR-
Gabriel DavisWRJAX12-@MIAStarter91.8%21.2%176.6040 WR-
George PickensWRPIT9-@ATLStarter98.7%59.5%240.0022 WR-
Travis KelceTEKC6-BALStarter98.8%81.6%242.403 TE-
Harrison ButkerKKC6-BALStarter88.9%74.4%140.003 K-
Minnesota VikingsD/STMIN6-@NYGStarter21.1%7.4%129.0020 D/ST-
Rico DowdleRBDAL7-@CLEBench66.9%3.2%91.8050 RB-
Antonio GibsonRBNE14-@CINBench82.2%7.2%127.4039 RB-
Roschon JohnsonRBCHI7-TENBench78.4%5.0%102.1048 RB-
Rhamondre Stevenson RBNE14-@CINBench95.3%37.8%145.7035 RB-
Tutu AtwellWRLAR6-@DETBench20.8%2.5%117.8061 WR-
Rashid ShaheedWRNO12-CARBench75.1%12.5%160.6045 WR-
Garrett WilsonWRNYJ12-@SFBench100.0%73.9%224.1027 WR-
Cole KmetTECHI7-TENBench90.6%31.2%193.108 TE-
Indianapolis ColtsD/STIND14-HOUBench47.1%30.5%140.0013 D/ST-

Rookie Rumble - Justin McMurtrey Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Kyler Murray QBARI11-@BUFStarter97.3%48.7%169.3627 QB-
Saquon Barkley RBPHI5-GBStarter100.0%85.9%226.7013 RB-
Alvin Kamara RBNO12-CARStarter100.0%75.8%240.1012 RB-
Bijan Robinson RBATL12-PITStarter100.0%89.1%257.309 RB-
Chris OlaveWRNO12-CARStarter100.0%78.1%256.3017 WR-
Deebo SamuelWRSF9-NYJStarter100.0%82.9%258.8016 WR-
Isaiah Likely TEBAL14-@KCStarter56.0%19.1%104.1025 TE-
Younghoe KooKATL12-PITStarter66.9%46.8%120.0015 K-
Pittsburgh SteelersD/STPIT9-@ATLStarter64.3%47.9%155.0011 D/ST-
Russell Wilson QBPIT9-@ATLBench53.5%12.8%320.9013 QB-
Jaylen WarrenRBPIT9-@ATLBench97.3%38.0%202.9022 RB-
Tyler BoydWRTEN5-@CHIBench45.1%6.6%149.8048 WR-
Romeo DoubsWRGB10-@PHIBench91.8%23.4%174.4041 WR-
Josh PalmerWRLAC5-LVBench73.8%4.6%116.7062 WR-
Rashee RiceWRKC6-BALBench98.2%48.3%222.8028 WR-
Courtland Sutton WRDEN14-@SEABench96.9%30.2%190.2036 WR-
T.J. HockensonTEMIN6-@NYGBench94.7%32.1%238.004 TE-
Houston TexansD/STHOU14-@INDBench47.0%33.7%140.0014 D/ST-

Shmigg Shmipples - Matt Spitty Williams Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Lamar Jackson QBBAL14-@KCStarter100.0%72.8%392.225 QB-
Breece Hall RBNYJ12-@SFStarter100.0%83.5%304.502 RB-
Javonte WilliamsRBDEN14-@SEAStarter98.8%45.5%180.4029 RB-
Marquise BrownWRKC6-BALStarter92.2%28.9%135.3052 WR-
Christian KirkWRJAX12-@MIAStarter89.4%33.1%163.3042 WR-
DeVonta SmithWRPHI5-GBStarter99.6%76.9%237.6024 WR-
Evan EngramTEJAX12-@MIAStarter94.3%72.9%257.301 TE-
Evan McPhersonKCIN12-NEStarter51.0%35.7%120.0016 K-
Cleveland BrownsD/STCLE10-DALStarter79.8%62.7%174.004 D/ST-
Joshua DobbsQBSF9-NYJBench27.7%3.7%229.9621 QB-
Kareem HuntRBCLE10-DALBench53.8%8.5%118.5042 RB-
Zack MossRBCIN12-NEBench93.1%42.6%176.6031 RB-
Demario DouglasWRNE14-@CINBench40.1%3.4%107.2066 WR-
Chris GodwinWRTB11-WASBench95.4%53.5%228.2026 WR-
Tee Higgins WRCIN12-NEBench97.5%57.9%147.6050 WR-
Jaxon Smith-Njigba WRSEA10-DENBench94.0%18.4%149.8049 WR-
Cade OttonTETB11-WASBench45.5%9.9%116.5021 TE-
Miami DolphinsD/STMIA6-JAXBench64.1%42.2%160.007 D/ST-
Anthony RichardsonQBIND14-HOUIR90.0%39.6%78.6841 QB-

Show me your TDs - Claire Bear Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Jalen HurtsQBPHI5-GBStarter100.0%85.6%420.823 QB-
Gus Edwards RBLAC5-LVStarter93.1%23.7%187.0027 RB-
Jahmyr GibbsRBDET5-LARStarter100.0%90.3%249.7010 RB-
Mike EvansWRTB11-WASStarter100.0%87.8%309.508 WR-
Puka NacuaWRLAR6-@DETStarter100.0%85.0%357.504 WR-
Curtis SamuelWRBUF12-ARIStarter79.8%12.4%162.2043 WR-
Jake Ferguson TEDAL7-@CLEStarter92.8%63.6%186.109 TE-
Jake MoodyKSF9-NYJStarter74.4%53.6%120.0017 K-
Los Angeles ChargersD/STLAC5-LVStarter19.0%5.5%118.0024 D/ST-
Jake BrowningQBCIN12-NEBench33.4%16.2%188.2425 QB-
Baker MayfieldQBTB11-WASBench85.7%25.8%346.5611 QB-
Chase BrownRBCIN12-NEBench74.7%5.2%53.8063 RB-
AJ DillonRBGB10-@PHIBench64.8%7.5%117.6043 RB-
Keaton MitchellRBBAL14-@KCBench62.9%3.2%73.3058 RB-
Zamir WhiteRBLV10-@LACBench81.6%48.2%80.1055 RB-
Adam Thielen WRCAR11-@NOBench83.7%27.7%255.0018 WR-
Michael Thomas WRNO12-CARBench34.3%0.3%89.8075 WR-
Buffalo BillsD/STBUF12-ARIBench77.3%56.7%178.003 D/ST-
Mark AndrewsTEBAL14-@KCIR90.4%44.3%141.4014 TE-

SpittyTheDraftDodger - Zachary Miller Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Tua TagovailoaQBMIA6-JAXStarter98.8%49.5%355.8610 QB-
Joshua KelleyRBLAC5-LVStarter20.3%1.6%61.9060 RB-
Devin SingletaryRBNYG11-MINStarter93.1%45.4%179.3430 RB-
Keenan AllenWRCHI7-TENStarter97.8%40.6%331.866 WR-
Stefon DiggsWRHOU14-@INDStarter99.4%82.8%304.8010 WR-
Hunter HenryTENE14-@CINStarter51.8%9.9%119.9020 TE-
George Kittle TESF9-NYJStarter99.4%81.6%226.205 TE-
Cameron DickerKLAC5-LVStarter43.3%26.0%133.007 K-
San Francisco 49ersD/STSF9-NYJStarter82.1%64.3%156.0010 D/ST-
Gardner Minshew IIQBLV10-@LACBench39.5%11.3%241.3020 QB-
Dalvin CookRBBAL14-@KCBench35.2%2.4%40.7076 RB-
Clyde Edwards-HelaireRBKC6-BALBench46.4%5.2%70.1059 RB-
Aaron JonesRBMIN6-@NYGBench97.9%65.7%144.3036 RB-
Kyren WilliamsRBLAR6-@DETBench100.0%81.7%275.104 RB-
Treylon BurksWRTEN5-@CHIBench28.7%1.8%40.20122 WR-
Tyler Higbee TELAR6-@DETBench26.2%5.0%108.5024 TE-
Kansas City ChiefsD/STKC6-BALBench58.6%40.1%160.006 D/ST-

The River Shits - Ben Bingham Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJTHRUOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Dak Prescott QBDAL7-@CLEStarter100.0%79.4%447.942 QB-
Derrick HenryRBBAL14-@KCStarter100.0%85.3%264.068 RB-
Tony PollardRBTEN5-@CHIStarter99.1%67.3%225.7014 RB-
Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN12-NEStarter100.0%72.3%306.809 WR-
Jakobi MeyersWRLV10-@LACStarter91.8%25.9%220.5830 WR-
Michael Pittman Jr.WRIND14-HOUStarter100.0%76.7%271.2014 WR-
Kyle PittsTEATL12-PITStarter92.6%59.1%140.7015 TE-
Greg ZuerleinKNYJ12-@SFStarter32.8%16.8%121.0014 K-
Cincinnati BengalsD/STCIN12-NEStarter29.0%13.4%132.0018 D/ST-
Kenny PickettQBPHI5-GBBench26.4%1.9%126.5032 QB-
James CookRBBUF12-ARIBench100.0%85.4%243.5011 RB-
Samaje PerineRBDEN14-@SEABench44.3%2.1%121.3041 RB-
Tyjae SpearsRBTEN5-@CHIBench93.1%19.6%153.8034 RB-
Tank DellWRHOU14-@INDBench92.0%25.3%180.4039 WR-
Allen LazardWRNYJ12-@SFBench15.6%0.7%60.1099 WR-
JuJu Smith-SchusterWRNE14-@CINBench15.3%0.7%61.0097 WR-
Mike Williams WRNYJ12-@SFBench72.5%4.3%55.20106 WR-
Luke MusgraveTEGB10-@PHIBench60.5%5.9%75.2031 TE-