Guest of the League
Top Performances Week 9
Top Scores
| The Annexation Of Puerto Rico | 47.57 |
| Small purple pecker | 45.24 |
| JoJo show | 28.75 |
| Half Chubb | 28.37 |
| MILLER-TIME | 27.58 |
| Tits out for Harambe | 16.80 |
| Campbell's War Hammer | 14.20 |
| Shockers | 14.20 |
| Ho Show | 10.50 |
| King Sh!t Show | 9.75 |
Top Starters
| Lamar Jackson | 33.84 |
| Baltimore Ravens | 28.75 |
| Devon Achane | 17.08 |
| Mark Andrews | 16.80 |
| Jaylen Waddle | 14.20 |
| Derrick Henry | 13.73 |
| Zay Flowers | 11.40 |
| Roquan Smith | 10.50 |
| Miami Dolphins | 9.75 |
| Tua Tagovailoa | 9.64 |
Top Bench
| Baltimore Ravens | 28.75 |
| Devon Achane | 17.08 |
| Mark Andrews | 16.80 |
| Kyle Hamilton | 5.50 |
| Riley Patterson | 4.00 |
| Keaton Mitchell | 3.08 |
| Zach Charbonnet | 0.00 |
| Quinnen Williams | 0.00 |
| Kyler Murray | 0.00 |
| George Pickens | 0.00 |
