1. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | RogJolly Roger's
| 88.7 | 206.00 | 12.12 | 8.67 | 5.00 | 1.00 | 6.00 |
2. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 5 | | DCDallas Cowboys
| 89.0 | 196.00 | 11.53 | 9.33 | 14.00 | 9.00 | 9.00 |
3. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 13 | | 44 Horsemen
| 86.8 | 176.00 | 10.35 | 10.00 | 9.00 | 14.00 | 8.00 |
4. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 7 | | DUMPDaniel Jonesing for a W
| 87.8 | 167.00 | 9.82 | 15.67 | 13.00 | 9.00 | 3.00 |
5. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 10 | | LADSLesser Arizona Discordian Society
| 38.8 | 164.00 | 9.65 | 6.00 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 34.00 |
6. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 13 | | sandSandbaggers
| 84.7 | 158.00 | 9.29 | 11.00 | 17.00 | 5.00 | 8.00 |
7. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 5 | | WSWhite Starr
| 39.8 | 149.00 | 8.76 | 13.33 | 1.00 | 17.00 | 4.00 |
8. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 13 | | WSWhite Starr
| 43.0 | 146.00 | 8.59 | 11.67 | 1.00 | 22.00 | 25.00 |
9. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | GRNKStraight Outta Gronkton
| 91.1 | 145.00 | 8.53 | 6.00 | 8.00 | 6.00 | 13.00 |
10. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 11 | | SurvSurvivors
| 48.2 | 140.00 | 8.24 | 6.00 | 10.00 | 1.00 | 10.00 |
11. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 9 | | TNRHTeamNamesRHard
| 12.4 | 139.00 | 8.18 | 9.67 | 23.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 |
12. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 11 | | IRIrish Rovers
| 32.8 | 138.00 | 8.12 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 1.00 | 10.00 |
13. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 6 | | IRIrish Rovers
| 87.2 | 135.00 | 7.94 | 7.67 | 3.00 | 9.00 | 5.00 |
14. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 10 | | OutlOutlaws
| 68.6 | 134.00 | 7.88 | 8.00 | 6.00 | 7.00 | 6.00 |
15. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 13 | | 44 Horsemen
| 10.5 | 133.00 | 7.82 | 15.00 | 16.00 | 13.00 | 1.00 |
16. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 7 | | PaulPaul_44
| 70.6 | 131.00 | 7.71 | 11.67 | 21.00 | 11.00 | 9.00 |
17. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 13 | | GRNKStraight Outta Gronkton
| 70.3 | 130.00 | 7.65 | 5.00 | 10.00 | 2.00 | 21.00 |
18. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 9 | | sandSandbaggers
| 24.6 | 128.00 | 7.53 | 10.00 | 5.00 | 17.00 | 4.00 |
19. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 9 | | TNRHTeamNamesRHard
| 12.4 | 125.00 | 7.35 | 5.00 | 8.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 |
20. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 5 | | PaulPaul_44
| 43.1 | 125.00 | 7.35 | 2.67 | 1.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 |
21. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 11 | | LADSLesser Arizona Discordian Society
| 11.2 | 122.00 | 7.18 | 10.67 | 9.00 | 15.00 | 12.00 |
22. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 13 | | DCDallas Cowboys
| 49.8 | 122.00 | 7.18 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 7.00 |
23. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 10 | | EC2WON ONE FOR EC
| 31.3 | 118.00 | 6.94 | 5.33 | 9.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 |
24. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 7 | | EC2WON ONE FOR EC
| 25.1 | 113.00 | 6.65 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 1.00 | 7.00 |
25. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 6 | | RogJolly Roger's
| 29.0 | 110.00 | 6.47 | 7.00 | 11.00 | 2.00 | 7.00 |
26. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | SurvSurvivors
| 48.4 | 109.00 | 6.41 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 7.00 | 1.00 |
27. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 11 | | OutlOutlaws
| 8.4 | 96.00 | 5.65 | 5.67 | 3.00 | 11.00 | 6.00 |
28. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 3.3 | 94.00 | 5.53 | 7.33 | 8.00 | 9.00 | 5.00 |
29. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 4.5 | 91.00 | 5.35 | 2.67 | 1.00 | 3.00 | 12.00 |
30. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 14 | | DUMPDaniel Jonesing for a W
| 8.1 | 87.00 | 5.12 | 1.67 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 0.00 |
31. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 1.3 | 82.00 | 4.82 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 7.00 |
32. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 2.9 | 81.00 | 4.76 | 3.00 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 7.00 |