1. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | SPThe Sheet Packers
| 88.7 | 238 | 14.00 | 7.67 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
2. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 13 | | KNIt Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
| 86.8 | 210 | 12.35 | 8.33 | 7 | 10 | 16 |
3. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 7 | | BBBBetter Business Burrow
| 87.8 | 197 | 11.59 | 14.67 | 13 | 5 | 3 |
4. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 13 | | FFFavre Dollar Footlong
| 84.7 | 192 | 11.29 | 15.33 | 17 | 5 | 14 |
5. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 13 | | KMKermit and the Mahomies
| 43.0 | 184 | 10.82 | 13.33 | 1 | 27 | 25 |
6. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | FFFavre Dollar Footlong
| 91.1 | 174 | 10.24 | 7.67 | 13 | 7 | 17 |
7. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 5 | | CKTuacide Squad
| 89.0 | 174 | 10.24 | 7.67 | 14 | 5 | 9 |
8. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 13 | | PHPlain Hamburgers
| 10.5 | 171 | 10.06 | 19.00 | 22 | 16 | 1 |
9. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 10 | | KMKermit and the Mahomies
| 38.8 | 170 | 10.00 | 4.33 | 2 | 5 | 30 |
10. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 7 | | CSCleveland Steamers
| 70.6 | 165 | 9.71 | 17.33 | 31 | 18 | 12 |
11. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 11 | | SCWShoulda Coulda Woulda
| 48.2 | 161 | 9.47 | 7.00 | 13 | 1 | 21 |
12. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 10 | | CSCleveland Steamers
| 68.6 | 160 | 9.41 | 12.67 | 9 | 2 | 8 |
13. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 11 | | HDHurtsDonut
| 32.8 | 160 | 9.41 | 3.33 | 2 | 1 | 14 |
14. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 6 | | DJSSDr. J and The Home of the Steelers Skeleton
| 87.2 | 154 | 9.06 | 11.00 | 2 | 15 | 4 |
15. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 5 | | PHPlain Hamburgers
| 39.8 | 149 | 8.76 | 14.00 | 1 | 16 | 3 |
16. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 9 | | HDHurtsDonut
| 12.4 | 148 | 8.71 | 6.67 | 14 | 3 | 2 |
17. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 13 | | KMKermit and the Mahomies
| 49.8 | 143 | 8.41 | 1.67 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
18. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | CKTuacide Squad
| 48.4 | 138 | 8.12 | 6.33 | 6 | 4 | 1 |
19. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 9 | | BFBizmo Funyuns
| 12.4 | 138 | 8.12 | 10.67 | 27 | 2 | 4 |
20. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 5 | | CSCleveland Steamers
| 43.1 | 138 | 8.12 | 3.67 | 1 | 9 | 5 |
21. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 8.4 | 134 | 7.88 | 7.67 | 3 | 17 | 14 |
22. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 11 | | BFBizmo Funyuns
| 11.2 | 130 | 7.65 | 11.67 | 17 | 13 | 5 |
23. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 6 | | KNIt Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
| 29.0 | 128 | 7.53 | 11.33 | 16 | 2 | 6 |
24. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 10 | | SCWShoulda Coulda Woulda
| 31.3 | 125 | 7.35 | 7.33 | 17 | 2 | 2 |
25. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 25.1 | 123 | 7.24 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
26. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 13 | | PHPlain Hamburgers
| 70.3 | 122 | 7.18 | 6.67 | 9 | 6 | 17 |
27. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 9 | | DJSSDr. J and The Home of the Steelers Skeleton
| 24.6 | 117 | 6.88 | 6.00 | 4 | 8 | 6 |
28. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 1.3 | 116 | 6.82 | 6.00 | 3 | 1 | 15 |
29. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 4.5 | 105 | 6.18 | 2.00 | 1 | 3 | 16 |
30. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 3.3 | 97 | 5.71 | 4.67 | 7 | 3 | 3 |
31. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 2.9 | 75 | 4.41 | 1.67 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
32. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 14 | | SPThe Sheet Packers
| 8.1 | 70 | 4.12 | 1.00 | 1 | 2 | 0 |