1. | San Francisco 49ers | DEF | SF | 9 | | CSMCin-Sity Marauders
| 82.1 | @MIN | NYJ | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
2. | Chicago Bears | DEF | CHI | 7 | | OhOhNardz
| 30.6 | @HOU | TEN | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
3. | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | CIN | 12 | | N.O.SUPERBOWL SAINTS
| 18.3 | @KC | NE | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
4. | Buffalo Bills | DEF | BUF | 12 | | PatCommodores
| 75.7 | @MIA | ARI | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
5. | Denver Broncos | DEF | DEN | 14 | | WLWhite Lightning
| 19.1 | PIT | @SEA | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
6. | Cleveland Browns | DEF | CLE | 10 | | HHHookem' Horns
| 80.4 | @JAX | DAL | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
7. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | TB | 11 | | SDIrrational Integers
| 16.2 | @DET | WAS | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
8. | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | ARI | 11 | | NGBThe New Glarious Bastards
| 3.8 | LAR | @BUF | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
9. | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | LAC | 5 | | CSCincinnati Sizzlers
| 13.6 | @CAR | LV | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
10. | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | KC | 6 | | MDPDMahomes Don't Play Dat
| 51.1 | CIN | BAL | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
11. | Indianapolis Colts | DEF | IND | 14 | | WLWhite Lightning
| 33.2 | @GB | HOU | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
12. | Washington Commanders | DEF | WAS | 14 | | ZASTAgent of Chaos
| 8.9 | NYG | @TB | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
13. | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | DAL | 7 | | tm2Too Much 2
| 82.1 | NO | @CLE | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
14. | Miami Dolphins | DEF | MIA | 6 | | SithThe Sith
| 70.2 | BUF | JAX | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
15. | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | PHI | 5 | | CSMCin-Sity Marauders
| 34.5 | ATL | GB | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
16. | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | ATL | 12 | | OhOhNardz
| 9.4 | @PHI | PIT | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
17. | New York Giants | DEF | NYG | 11 | | MuckThe Muckdogs
| 10.2 | @WAS | MIN | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
18. | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | JAX | 12 | | N.O.SUPERBOWL SAINTS
| 24.7 | CLE | @MIA | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
19. | New York Jets | DEF | NYJ | 12 | | ZASTAgent of Chaos
| 79.6 | @TEN | @SF | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
20. | Detroit Lions | DEF | DET | 5 | | HHHookem' Horns
| 15.7 | TB | LAR | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
21. | Green Bay Packers | DEF | GB | 10 | | CSCincinnati Sizzlers
| 15.3 | IND | @PHI | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
22. | Carolina Panthers | DEF | CAR | 11 | | GLYGo Luck Yourself
| 6.4 | LAC | @NO | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
23. | New England Patriots | DEF | NE | 14 | | PatCommodores
| 13.6 | SEA | @CIN | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
24. | Las Vegas Raiders | DEF | LV | 10 | | MDPDMahomes Don't Play Dat
| 34.0 | @BAL | @LAC | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
25. | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | LAR | 6 | | SDIrrational Integers
| 12.3 | @ARI | @DET | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
26. | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | BAL | 14 | | MuckThe Muckdogs
| 80.9 | LV | @KC | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
27. | New Orleans Saints | DEF | NO | 12 | | nazgNazgul
| 29.4 | @DAL | CAR | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
28. | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | SEA | 10 | | SithThe Sith
| 16.6 | @NE | DEN | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
29. | Pittsburgh Steelers | DEF | PIT | 9 | | nazgNazgul
| 55.7 | @DEN | @ATL | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
30. | Houston Texans | DEF | HOU | 14 | | GLYGo Luck Yourself
| 43.0 | CHI | @IND | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
31. | Tennessee Titans | DEF | TEN | 5 | | NGBThe New Glarious Bastards
| 6.8 | NYJ | @CHI | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
32. | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | MIN | 6 | | tm2Too Much 2
| 16.2 | SF | @NYG | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |