1. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 6 | | ASPAnarcho-Syndicalist Peasants
| 73.6 | NYJ | @GB | 44.00 | 14.67 | 14.67 | 13.00 | 9.00 | 22.00 |
2. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 7 | | TBSTis But a Scratch
| 71.4 | CAR | LAR | 39.00 | 13.00 | 13.00 | 6.00 | 7.00 | 26.00 |
3. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 9 | | SEKSilly English Kniggits
| 88.7 | DAL | @IND | 39.00 | 13.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 11.00 | 14.00 |
4. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 12 | | PDPPaul's Dead Parrots
| 84.3 | @HOU | @BAL | 38.00 | 12.67 | 12.67 | 15.00 | 15.00 | 8.00 |
5. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 41.9 | @LAR | MIN | 37.00 | 12.33 | 12.33 | 25.00 | 9.00 | 3.00 |
6. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 14 | | PDPPaul's Dead Parrots
| 20.7 | LV | @NYJ | 35.00 | 11.67 | 11.67 | 18.00 | 7.00 | 10.00 |
7. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | FAFree Agent | 32.8 | bye | KC | 32.00 | 10.67 | 10.67 | 4.00 | 14.00 | 14.00 |
8. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 31.9 | NYG | @DET | 30.00 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 14.00 | 4.00 | 12.00 |
9. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 12 | | CFPCreosote For President
| 90.2 | @MIN | DEN | 29.00 | 9.67 | 9.67 | 20.00 | 11.00 | -2.00 |
10. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 12 | | NDYNot Dead Yet
| 54.6 | @KC | @ATL | 29.00 | 9.67 | 9.67 | 4.00 | 7.00 | 18.00 |
11. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 14 | | TBSTis But a Scratch
| 72.1 | BUF | JAX | 27.00 | 9.00 | 9.00 | 5.00 | 18.00 | 4.00 |
12. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 10.8 | @SEA | DAL | 25.00 | 8.33 | 8.33 | 18.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 |
13. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 8.3 | @SF | WAS | 24.00 | 8.00 | 8.00 | 3.00 | 13.00 | 8.00 |
14. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 5 | | TTNTurned Tua Newt
| 25.3 | bye | SEA | 21.00 | 7.00 | 7.00 | 7.00 | 12.00 | 2.00 |
15. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 10 | | MOLMeaning of Leicht
| 83.2 | @WAS | @LV | 19.00 | 6.33 | 6.33 | 6.00 | 9.00 | 4.00 |
16. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | ASPAnarcho-Syndicalist Peasants
| 89.4 | ARI | NE | 18.00 | 6.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 9.00 |
17. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 6 | | DDCDeadly Dirk's Centurions
| 45.6 | @NE | TEN | 17.00 | 5.67 | 5.67 | 6.00 | 2.00 | 9.00 |
18. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 5 | | FAFree Agent | 15.5 | bye | @MIA | 17.00 | 5.67 | 5.67 | 0.00 | 5.00 | 12.00 |
19. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 14 | | MOLMeaning of Leicht
| 9.4 | MIA | @SF | 16.00 | 5.33 | 5.33 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 14.00 |
20. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 6 | | TTNTurned Tua Newt
| 74.6 | NO | @LAC | 15.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6.00 | 11.00 | -2.00 |
21. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | KSAKing's Swallow Answer
| 85.2 | @PIT | @NYG | 13.00 | 4.33 | 4.33 | -6.00 | -3.00 | 22.00 |
22. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 12 | | DDCDeadly Dirk's Centurions
| 20.2 | BAL | @CAR | 12.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | -1.00 | 9.00 | 4.00 |
23. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 14 | | BUFBedevere Understands Floating
| 83.6 | @CIN | BUF | 12.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 1.00 | 9.00 | 2.00 |
24. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 14 | | JCLJohn Cleese Lives
| 30.9 | @JAX | PIT | 10.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 9.00 | 1.00 | 0.00 |
25. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 12 | | KSAKing's Swallow Answer
| 7.0 | TB | NO | 10.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 6.00 |
26. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 5 | | CFPCreosote For President
| 30.1 | bye | @TB | 9.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 10.00 | -1.00 | 0.00 |
27. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 1.4 | @CHI | CIN | 8.00 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 5.00 | 4.00 | -1.00 |
28. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 11 | | BUFBedevere Understands Floating
| 20.8 | @ATL | PHI | 4.00 | 1.33 | 1.33 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4.00 |
29. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 12 | | JCLJohn Cleese Lives
| 11.2 | IND | @HOU | 2.00 | 0.67 | 0.67 | -4.00 | 5.00 | 1.00 |
30. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 10 | | NDYNot Dead Yet
| 33.0 | @DEN | CLE | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | -4.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 |
31. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 2.6 | CLE | @ARI | -2.00 | -0.67 | -0.67 | -4.00 | 5.00 | -3.00 |
32. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 6 | | FAFree Agent | 3.7 | GB | @CHI | -3.00 | -1.00 | -1.00 | 0.00 | -5.00 | 2.00 |