1. | San Francisco 49ers | DEF | SF | 9 | | CSMCin-Sity Marauders
| 82.8 | @LAR | @PIT | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
2. | Chicago Bears | DEF | CHI | 13 | | OhOhNardz
| 28.7 | @TB | GB | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
3. | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | CIN | 7 | | N.O.SUPERBOWL SAINTS
| 17.2 | BAL | @CLE | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
4. | Buffalo Bills | DEF | BUF | 13 | | PatCommodores
| 75.8 | LV | @NYJ | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
5. | Denver Broncos | DEF | DEN | 9 | | WLWhite Lightning
| 15.3 | WAS | LV | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
6. | Cleveland Browns | DEF | CLE | 5 | | HHHookem' Horns
| 78.3 | @PIT | CIN | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
7. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | TB | 5 | | SDIrrational Integers
| 14.6 | CHI | @MIN | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
8. | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | ARI | 14 | | NGBThe New Glarious Bastards
| 4.5 | NYG | @WAS | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
9. | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | LAC | 5 | | CSCincinnati Sizzlers
| 10.8 | @TEN | MIA | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
10. | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | KC | 10 | | MDPDMahomes Don't Play Dat
| 46.5 | @JAX | DET | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
11. | Indianapolis Colts | DEF | IND | 11 | | WLWhite Lightning
| 27.4 | @HOU | JAX | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
12. | Washington Commanders | DEF | WAS | 14 | | ZASTAgent of Chaos
| 9.6 | @DEN | ARI | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
13. | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | DAL | 7 | | tm2Too Much 2
| 83.4 | NYJ | @NYG | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
14. | Miami Dolphins | DEF | MIA | 10 | | SithThe Sith
| 69.4 | @NE | @LAC | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
15. | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | PHI | 10 | | CSMCin-Sity Marauders
| 29.3 | MIN | @NE | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
16. | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | ATL | 11 | | OhOhNardz
| 9.6 | GB | CAR | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
17. | New York Giants | DEF | NYG | 13 | | MuckThe Muckdogs
| 10.2 | @ARI | DAL | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
18. | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | JAX | 9 | | N.O.SUPERBOWL SAINTS
| 23.6 | KC | @IND | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
19. | New York Jets | DEF | NYJ | 7 | | ZASTAgent of Chaos
| 80.9 | @DAL | BUF | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
20. | Detroit Lions | DEF | DET | 9 | | HHHookem' Horns
| 13.4 | SEA | @KC | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
21. | Green Bay Packers | DEF | GB | 6 | | CSCincinnati Sizzlers
| 12.7 | @ATL | @CHI | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
22. | Carolina Panthers | DEF | CAR | 7 | | GLYGo Luck Yourself
| 7.6 | NO | @ATL | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
23. | New England Patriots | DEF | NE | 11 | | PatCommodores
| 11.5 | MIA | PHI | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
24. | Las Vegas Raiders | DEF | LV | 13 | | MDPDMahomes Don't Play Dat
| 33.1 | @BUF | @DEN | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
25. | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | LAR | 10 | | SDIrrational Integers
| 11.5 | SF | @SEA | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
26. | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | BAL | 13 | | MuckThe Muckdogs
| 80.9 | @CIN | HOU | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
27. | New Orleans Saints | DEF | NO | 11 | | nazgNazgul
| 24.2 | @CAR | TEN | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
28. | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | SEA | 5 | | SithThe Sith
| 15.9 | @DET | LAR | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
29. | Pittsburgh Steelers | DEF | PIT | 6 | | nazgNazgul
| 51.6 | CLE | SF | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
30. | Houston Texans | DEF | HOU | 7 | | GLYGo Luck Yourself
| 38.2 | IND | @BAL | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
31. | Tennessee Titans | DEF | TEN | 7 | | NGBThe New Glarious Bastards
| 6.4 | LAC | @NO | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
32. | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | MIN | 13 | | tm2Too Much 2
| 15.9 | @PHI | TB | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |