1. | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | DAL | 7 | | tm2Too Much 2
| 84.4 | 170 | 10.00 | 5.33 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
2. | Cleveland Browns | DEF | CLE | 5 | | HHHookem' Horns
| 80.1 | 159 | 9.35 | 6.00 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
3. | Miami Dolphins | DEF | MIA | 10 | | SithThe Sith
| 70.2 | 146 | 8.59 | 4.33 | 2 | 5 | 40 |
4. | New York Jets | DEF | NYJ | 7 | | ZASTAgent of Chaos
| 83.0 | 133 | 7.82 | 12.33 | 10 | 3 | 3 |
5. | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | BAL | 13 | | MuckThe Muckdogs
| 81.6 | 132 | 7.76 | 6.67 | 6 | 9 | 3 |
6. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | TB | 5 | | SDIrrational Integers
| 15.6 | 121 | 7.12 | 14.67 | 1 | 8 | 3 |
7. | Buffalo Bills | DEF | BUF | 13 | | PatCommodores
| 77.3 | 120 | 7.06 | 7.00 | 13 | 5 | 9 |
8. | San Francisco 49ers | DEF | SF | 9 | | CSMCin-Sity Marauders
| 85.1 | 118 | 6.94 | 5.00 | 8 | 4 | 11 |
9. | Las Vegas Raiders | DEF | LV | 13 | | MDPDMahomes Don't Play Dat
| 34.0 | 114 | 6.71 | 8.33 | 1 | 18 | 19 |
10. | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | JAX | 9 | | N.O.SUPERBOWL SAINTS
| 24.8 | 112 | 6.59 | 14.00 | 37 | 2 | 4 |
11. | Indianapolis Colts | DEF | IND | 11 | | WLWhite Lightning
| 28.4 | 111 | 6.53 | 2.33 | 2 | 1 | 12 |
12. | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | MIN | 13 | | tm2Too Much 2
| 16.3 | 111 | 6.53 | 1.00 | 0 | 2 | 6 |
13. | Houston Texans | DEF | HOU | 7 | | GLYGo Luck Yourself
| 38.3 | 106 | 6.24 | 11.00 | 28 | 3 | 13 |
14. | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | KC | 10 | | MDPDMahomes Don't Play Dat
| 48.9 | 105 | 6.18 | 7.33 | 6 | 7 | 10 |
15. | New Orleans Saints | DEF | NO | 11 | | nazgNazgul
| 25.5 | 102 | 6.00 | 3.67 | 6 | 1 | 12 |
16. | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | SEA | 5 | | SithThe Sith
| 17.0 | 99 | 5.82 | 2.67 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
17. | Green Bay Packers | DEF | GB | 6 | | CSCincinnati Sizzlers
| 12.1 | 98 | 5.76 | 7.67 | 11 | 2 | 6 |
18. | Pittsburgh Steelers | DEF | PIT | 6 | | nazgNazgul
| 52.5 | 98 | 5.76 | 6.33 | 2 | 6 | 3 |
19. | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | LAC | 5 | | CSCincinnati Sizzlers
| 11.3 | 92 | 5.41 | 2.33 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
20. | Detroit Lions | DEF | DET | 9 | | HHHookem' Horns
| 14.2 | 86 | 5.06 | 6.00 | 4 | 8 | 3 |
21. | Chicago Bears | DEF | CHI | 13 | | OhOhNardz
| 29.1 | 85 | 5.00 | 3.33 | 6 | 2 | 13 |
22. | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | PHI | 10 | | CSMCin-Sity Marauders
| 29.1 | 84 | 4.94 | 4.33 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
23. | New York Giants | DEF | NYG | 13 | | MuckThe Muckdogs
| 10.6 | 80 | 4.71 | 8.00 | 7 | 8 | 1 |
24. | Carolina Panthers | DEF | CAR | 7 | | GLYGo Luck Yourself
| 7.8 | 79 | 4.65 | 4.00 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
25. | Tennessee Titans | DEF | TEN | 7 | | NGBThe New Glarious Bastards
| 6.4 | 79 | 4.65 | 2.00 | 1 | 3 | 11 |
26. | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | ATL | 11 | | OhOhNardz
| 9.9 | 76 | 4.47 | 4.33 | 3 | 7 | 3 |
27. | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | CIN | 7 | | N.O.SUPERBOWL SAINTS
| 17.7 | 75 | 4.41 | 3.00 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
28. | Denver Broncos | DEF | DEN | 9 | | WLWhite Lightning
| 15.6 | 75 | 4.41 | 2.67 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
29. | New England Patriots | DEF | NE | 11 | | PatCommodores
| 12.1 | 65 | 3.82 | 3.33 | 2 | 6 | 5 |
30. | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | LAR | 10 | | SDIrrational Integers
| 12.1 | 65 | 3.82 | 4.67 | 7 | 3 | 2 |
31. | Washington Commanders | DEF | WAS | 14 | | ZASTAgent of Chaos
| 9.9 | 62 | 3.65 | 1.33 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
32. | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | ARI | 14 | | NGBThe New Glarious Bastards
| 5.0 | 54 | 3.18 | 1.00 | 1 | 2 | 0 |