I'm getting closer to the bottom every day. My team stinks as bad as Costanzas. :)
If my team's score gets to 0 before Zuma's gets to 100....do I instantly win the league? We're livin' in a society you know!! I'm waiting for On The Black to rocketship to the extreme bottom of the league standings....claiming total defeat!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Seranthony Dominguez RP CWS
- Paul Sewald RP ARI
looking for SP or OF
Kommen sie zu papa....On The Black!! You're falling like my blood pressure after I pop a Losartan!! Welcome to Standings Hell!! Now excuse me while I go make love to your mother!!
Yikes! I've fallen back to Costanza territory.
Edited: Thu May 14 2:58pm ET
I'm sinking like the old man that was on the Andrea Doria (the luxury Italian Liner that sunk in the 1950's) that was competing against George to be able to take over an apartment that became available after the previous elderly tenant died!!
Hey Costanza! Your ship is sinking. Maybe that whale will save you. ..... the sea was angry that day my friends......
Just wait for Ohtani to get going
Does the rest of this league even have a pulse? I know you're out there because I can hear you moaning!! Wait...I think that's just Funny Smell crying in the corner. It's the Long Ball League and not the Long Ball Morgue!! I promise you that if you interact maybe once a month that nobody will make fun of you....wait....sorry I can't make that promise. George is getting upset!!
Edited: Sat May 2 10:52pm ET
Something smells stanky in here and I'm pretty sure that it is Funky 
y Bunch's team!!
Has the Earth started turning in the opposite direction on its axis? Wassup wit "Funky Smell?" Bottom of the standings? Stand back for another Costanza Rocket Ship to the top of the standings propulsion because "it" will happen!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Mick Abel SP MIN
- Willy Adames SS SF
- Sam Antonacci 2B CWS
- Matthew Boyd SP CHC
- Connelly Early SP BOS
- Josuar Gonzalez SS SF
- Josh Jung 3B TEX
- Jack Leiter SP TEX
- Coby Mayo 1B BAL
- Casey Mize SP DET
- Luis Pena SS MIL
- Luis Robert CF NYM
- Rainiel Rodriguez C STL
- Noah Schultz SP CWS
- Kodai Senga SP NYM
- Eugenio Suarez 3B CIN
- Grant Taylor SP CWS
Positions Needed:
- SS
- OF
Edited: Thu Apr 30 9:39pm ET
You guys let me know when you've had enough and I'll try to let up a little bit!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Bryan Baker RP TB
- Seranthony Dominguez RP CWS
- Jakob Junis SP TEX
- Paul Sewald RP ARI
- Devin Williams RP NYM
looking for SP or HR/RBI Bat
Middle of the pack. Back where i belong
Hoo - Wah!!
Edited: Thu Apr 16 9:53am ET
On The Black exhibiting the art of crashing and burning into Standings Hell!! 
Crashed and burning
Ruh-Roh!!
Edited: Mon Apr 6 11:07am ET
Uh-oh....looks like I have been repelled by Satan and I am headed like a rocket ship to the top of the Standings!! Stand back On The Black or the exhaust from when I blast past you will blow your hair straight up and back as Georgie's team vaults into first!!
It looks as though were about to find out. lol...... pick it up Costanza!
Edited: Sat Apr 4 11:08pm ET
Quick question....is it possible for your Team Standings Score to go so low that it detaches and falls completely off of the Team Scoring column?
So far....April sucks!!
Edited: Sat Apr 4 4:17pm ET
WARNING: I recommend that all team owners stand wayyyy back so they don't get burnt because On The Black is on fire!!
HELLO DOWN THERE!!!!!
Damn....this hole is deep as all hell!! I wonder where the hell On The Black went?
Its lonely down here, but i dont plan on being here for long.
Edited: Thu Apr 2 5:24pm ET
Hey On The Black.....how is the weather down there? Say hey to Satan for me!!
Edited: Fri Mar 27 2:19am ET
👹 Does he mean second place is where he belongs? 👹 I'm 'fused!! 
Right where I belong. Start to finish this year.
LETS GOOOO!!!!!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Ryan Walker RP SF
One more left...who wants him? Another SP would work but open to anything.
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Pete Fairbanks RP MIA
- Ryan Walker RP SF
Anyone looking for a closer? Looking for a SP or any bat. Possibly a pick or pick jump.
Don't worry...I'm here #youvebeensaved
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Brett Baty 3B NYM
- Slade Cecconi SP CLE
- Calvin Faucher RP MIA
- Jhostynxon Garcia CF PIT
- Ha-Seong Kim SS ATL
- Jack Leiter SP TEX
- Josh Lowe CF LAA
- Tyler Mahle SP SF
- Casey Mize SP DET
- Adrian Morejon SP SD
- Tyler O'Neill RF BAL
- Jose Soriano SP LAA
- Jeffrey Springs SP LV
- Edwin Uceta SP TB
- Miguel Vargas 3B CWS
Picks
They will keep reducing the price all next week til someone bids
I don't see any bids on the three teams for sale. What happens if there are no bids?
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Jose Berrios SP TOR
- Triston Casas 1B BOS
- Max Clark OF DET
- Jake Cronenworth 2B SD
- Griffin Jax RP TB
- Walker Jenkins CF MIN
- Aaron Nola SP PHI
- Grayson Rodriguez SP LAA
- Adley Rutschman C BAL
Positions Needed:
- P
- C
- 1B
- 2B
- 3B
- SS
Some of these players for picks. Could trade Jenkins or Clark for a good CI, C, or P
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Bryan Abreu RP HOU
- Jose Berrios SP TOR
- Triston Casas 1B BOS
- Luis Castillo SP SEA
- Max Clark OF DET
- Jake Cronenworth 2B SD
- Walker Jenkins CF MIN
- Trevor Larnach RF MIN
- Matt McLain 2B CIN
- Brandon Nimmo CF TEX
- Bryan Reynolds CF PIT
- Grayson Rodriguez SP LAA
- Adley Rutschman C BAL
- Alex Vesia RP LAD
Positions Needed:
- P
- C
- 1B
- 2B
- 3B
- SS
Make an offer or DM me if you like any of these players. Looking to mix up my roster for 2026
Thats fantastic!
Stick with the reefer Costanza. It will make the upcoming season more bearable for you. lol
I should still be competitive but rebuild is coming sooner than later looking at the ages on my team. I am brittle and now is the time to start building for a push in the next season or two.
Costanza has been smoking the reefer.
Robles, Grisham, and wells available for mid round pick swaps
Edited: Tue Dec 30 7:13am ET
CO-STAN-ZA!! On The Black....I'm coming for 'ya!!
Trade Block Update: None Needed - Team Stacked with Championship caliber players.
Costanza's Yankees destined to win league Championship in 2026 per George Costanza Assistant to the Assistant Traveling Secretary of the New York Yankees and Head Salesman for Tyson Chicken in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Per entire Long Ball League Teams Concensus: Funky Butt Dynasty to finish dead last!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Jason Alexander SP HOU
- Luis Arraez 1B ---
- Javier Baez SS DET
- David Bednar RP NYY
- Matt Chapman 3B SF
- Colt Emerson SS SEA
- Clayton Kershaw SP ---
- Richie Palacios LF TB
- Jesus Sanchez LF HOU
- Mark Vientos 3B NYM
Positions Needed:
- P
- OF
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Kerry Carpenter RF DET
- Cade Cavalli SP WSH
- Isaac Collins LF MIL
- Yu Darvish SP SD
- Jerar Encarnacion RF SF
- Christian Encarnacion-Strand 1B CIN
- Josh Jung 3B TEX
- C.J. Kayfus RF CLE
- Royce Lewis 3B MIN
- Sean Murphy C ATL
- Joey Ortiz SS MIL
- Kumar Rocker SP TEX
- Victor Scott II CF STL
- Emmet Sheehan SP LAD
- Shane Smith SP CWS
Positions Needed:
- P
- 2B
- 3B
- OF
Looking for pitchers or draft picks or an upgrade at 2B or 3B
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Willy Adames SS SF
- Pete Alonso 1B ---
- Brett Baty 3B NYM
- Zac Gallen SP ---
- Maikel Garcia 3B KC
- Ha-Seong Kim SS ---
- Josh Lowe CF TB
- Casey Mize SP DET
- Tyler O'Neill RF BAL
- Austin Riley 3B ATL
- Luis Robert CF CWS
- Chandler Simpson CF TB
- Eugenio Suarez 3B ---
